February 2012
92 posts
“People are so fucking dumb. Nobody reads anymore, nobody goes out and looks and...”
– David Bowie (via 379684)
“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
'The Talk' about contraception.
Jackie: Better still is your condom/sponge combo. Used correctly, we're talkin' Fort Knox security at a price you can afford.
Becky: But doesn't all that stuff kill the mood?
Roseanne: Not as much as a screaming baby with a loaded diaper.
“A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a...”
– Alan Bennett (via oreofarms)
Rape is not funny.
fuck-yeahpickuplines:
Stop submitting lines like “Get in the van.” or “I have a knife.”
The chloroform one is the only we ever let slide, but other than that, stop submitting rape-centered pick up lines.
Thank you for this
